February 2012
30 posts
When Something Falls In Your Room In The Middle Of... →
wowfunniestposts:
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?
LIE COMPLETELY STILL DON’T MOVE OR YOU WILL DIE.
The funniest blog ever!!!
“I like flaws and feel more comfortable around people who have them. I myself am...”
– Augusten Burroughs (via exotic-belle)
I see people complain about not being able to...
laugh-addict:
Bitch, you don’t even know procrastination until you get a Tumblr.
laugh-addict.com
I want a real relationship,
tedeezy:
Where someone & I start talking and actually stay in contact. Where someone & I start hanging out and actually make time for each other. Where someone & I start getting to know each other and actually take the time to do it. Where someone & I start gaining feelings and actually make something out of it. Where someone & I would start fighting & actually work...
WhiteParent : “If someone hits you , go tell the teacher"
- BlackParent : “IF SOMEONE HITS YOU , YOU HIT THEY ASS BACK!”
- WhiteParent : “go in ur room & think about what you've did”
- BlackParent : “go to ur damn room &' get ready this ass whoopin .”
- WhiteParent : “Good morning, time for school”
- BlackParent : “Getcha ass up, don’t miss that damn bus”
- WhiteParent : “we’re heading to the store, u can pick 1 thing from the toy isle”
- BlackParent : “We bouta go to the store , don’t ask for SHIT !”
- WhiteParent : “please stop crying .”
- BlackParent : ”What u cryin' for? shut-up before I give you somthin to cry about
- WhiteParent : “you embarrassed your family for fighting at school!”
- BlackParent : “Who won ?”
- WhiteParent : “I’m sending you to therapy”
-BlackParent: “Imma knock some sense into you”
- WhiteParent : “Are you havin sex?”
- BlackParent : ”you better not be fucking , cuz i ain’t raising no grand-babies . If you is you betta wrap that shit up , don't bring no kids home. ”
LMFAOOOO OMG
January 2012
44 posts
